A delightful evening on the common

One of the D-Day events occuring on the Saturday was "Euro-Rock"; yes, rock bands from different European countries united by their ability to hurt ears.

No, we didn't fancy it either, but we went anyway.

We camped out on the common nearby with a couple of drinks so we could impartially observe the aural carnage, and also witness the climax of the show: an "impressive" fireworks display.

Apparently "impressive" is Euro-speak for "absolutely shit".

I've seen more impressive glow-in-the-dark stickers.

And no-one was sick. I can guarantee you that.