Things to do when you're ill

Been ill. Watched some trash.

Trash I have seen:

Cabin Fever. A group of people are trapped in the woods and methodically killed off by a horrifying flesh-eating virus. Right. Thankyou. I know where I stand; it's a pulpy horror film. I like pulpy horror films. It's a GOOD pulpy horror film! It's vomity gore. It's also really funny.

Therefore it can only get 2 out of a possible 2: It's the greatest film ever made

Dreamcatcher. Friends since childhood, four troubled guys reunite for a camping trip, when they encounter a stranger with knowledge of an alternate and deadly world that they will soon see.. Right. Thankyou. That sounds shit but is a pulpy horror film and I like pulpy horror films. It's a S H I T pulpy horror film. So bad. There's a brilliant bit where Damian Lewis gets taken over by an alien lifeforce and so becomes an over-the-top English baddie. Other than that this film is a complete waste of $68M, Lawrence Kasden, William Goldman and 134 minutes of my life.

Therefore it can only get 0 out of a possible 2: It's an enormous pile of shit.