The Mother of all Updates

It seems I am finally waking from my Winter hibernation and I'm ready to face the world again until my next hibernation begins (sometime next week).

You'll be pleased to hear my handsome lessons are coming on very well. Predictably my written is better than my spoken, but I'm sure that this time next year I'll be fluent.

Actually that last sentence was just a joke: like I need handsome lessons! Look at me, future model for Chrissake!


I've managed to condense 5 months rock'n'roll life with child down into a choice set of photographs, hand picked by Cuban virgins. Brace yourself:

January: Catrin uses her newly found mind-control skills to convince Ellie to eat a plastic cup.


February: The Newbyweds celebrate by laughing at the giant elbow.


March: Ben is a guest presenter on BBC4's "Menus like me".


April: Matt's wild claims fool no-one!


May: Amsterdam comes to Southsea