Thursday, July 21, 2005

No more cake for us

This picture shows Claire, Catrin and I, and the last of our wedding cake.

A lot of the wedding cake has indirectly gone into feeding Catrin over the last few weeks .. Symbolic? Yes, and also the best excuse for eating enormous quantities of cake ever!

Monday, July 18, 2005

The Revolution Starts Here!

We are - of course - raising our daughter to have the same ideals and aspirations that we do. The opinions of hard-line middle-class Liberalism are hard to divert (.. glass of Chardonnay you say? OK Then! )

We're thinking: two parts Martin Luther King's flair for design, one part Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen's eye for a bargain, and maybe just a twist of David Dickinson's commitment to political reform.

What do we want? Reasonably priced soft furnishings!
When do we want them? Whenever you're ready!

Power to the people!

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Don't try this at home.

Faced with her two grandaughters for the first time, Mum felt the urge to teach us one of the skills she learnt during her stint at the Cirque du Welshe: Baby Juggling! *



* (please note, no babies were harmed in the taking of this photo. Baby juggling is wrong and should not be attempted at any cost. If you are thinking of baby juggling, please call 999, ask for the police and hand yourself in, you sick person. Cat juggling - on the other hand - is perfectly acceptable and should be encouraged. Cats are evil. Not just nearly evil, really evil.)

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Grandmother Flattened by Baby Giant

This disturbing news just in: an unidentified woman who cannot be named for legal reasons has been - quite literally - flattened by baby giant (Tristan, age: 1).

Please be assured this photo has not been doctored or meddled with. It is not a product of trick photography or Jurassic Park style special effects. Tristan is one big baby!

No animals were harmed in the taking of this photo, although one Grandmother was slightly crushed.