Thursday, July 21, 2005
Monday, July 18, 2005
The Revolution Starts Here!
We are - of course - raising our daughter to have the same ideals and aspirations that we do. The opinions of hard-line middle-class Liberalism are hard to divert (.. glass of Chardonnay you say? OK Then! )
We're thinking: two parts Martin Luther King's flair for design, one part Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen's eye for a bargain, and maybe just a twist of David Dickinson's commitment to political reform.
What do we want? Reasonably priced soft furnishings!
When do we want them? Whenever you're ready!
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Don't try this at home.
Faced with her two grandaughters for the first time, Mum felt the urge to teach us one of the skills she learnt during her stint at the Cirque du Welshe: Baby Juggling! *

* (please note, no babies were harmed in the taking of this photo. Baby juggling is wrong and should not be attempted at any cost. If you are thinking of baby juggling, please call 999, ask for the police and hand yourself in, you sick person. Cat juggling - on the other hand - is perfectly acceptable and should be encouraged. Cats are evil. Not just nearly evil, really evil.)
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Grandmother Flattened by Baby Giant
This disturbing news just in: an unidentified woman who cannot be named for legal reasons has been - quite literally - flattened by baby giant (Tristan, age: 1).
Please be assured this photo has not been doctored or meddled with. It is not a product of trick photography or Jurassic Park style special effects. Tristan is one big baby!
No animals were harmed in the taking of this photo, although one Grandmother was slightly crushed.


