Everybody's doing it

Because I am the trend-setter of the family and everything I do is fab and great, my little brother - who clearly (and rightly) puts me on some kind of gold pedestal (with duck-down cushions) - attempts to copy every single thing I do. It's a form of worship.

If I'm the leader, he is my pack.

Hence it should come as no surprise to learn that if I can have a beautiful baby daughter, hey! he can too! Eloise Claire was born at 3am this morning weighing 7lbs 5oz to proud parents Jamie and Mel (and proud sister Alisha).

Congratulations to the new family, with love from this new family.