It's official!

This just in from Reuters: Greg is a big Sally.

Yes, it's the news you already knew: Greg Macklin (a tubby 32) is a big Sally.

I received a private email from Greg Macklin (a bald and sweaty 32) this morning. Here is that email.

Red Sox in the World Series anyone?
Holy shit. We are all too happy for words here. I keep crying. It is the best sports feeling I have EVER had!! Can't wait for Saturday!

Credible I know, and true, Greg IS a big Sally.

To shed more light on the fact I turned to our American correspondant, Pat (a true dyed-in-the-wool Boston Red Sox fan). The transcript follows:

22/10/2004 17:59:52 Dan:

Had a mail from Greg about it: I can't believe how native he's gone: listen to this: "We are all too happy for words here. I keep crying. It is the best sports feeling I have EVER had!!"
"I keep crying"!!!!!
+o(

22/10/2004 18:00:14 Pat :

yes, he sent this to me...
Pat.....we are in the world series!!! I am still numb. I keep getting all emotional! Today I watched Sportscentre and started crying!!!
the man has gone mad!
Totally Mad!

22/10/2004 18:00:58 Dan:

Pat .. you can tell me .. have YOU been crying?
:|

22/10/2004 18:02:55 Pat:

no, I have not cried
I am a man, not a SALLY

And so a nation breathes a collective sigh of relief; it's finally out there: Greg Mackin is a big Sally.

This has been a very public service announcement.