Elvis Lives!

As we are all aware, Greg disappears for months at a time.

He claims to spend much time in Guatemala, but there have been numerous sightings leading me to believe either a) he leads a bizarre double-life, or b) He's ashamed of working at a car-hire centre in Tintagel.

b), then.

Greg: do not be ashamed of working at a car-hire centre in Tintagel. There's plenty of other stuff in your life you should be ashamed of!

Then, the following mail dropped in my box .. my mailbox:

Regarding Greg's whereabouts.

http://www.warrenzevon.com/news/

http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=gls====50613&evntI=629

He is posing as Warren Zevon's son.

Anon.

The resemblance is striking, and stirs me ponder on the striking similarities between Greg and Elvis:

1. Unsubstantiated reports of sightings in mundane places.


2. Big fat belly size.

Uncanny, uh-huh?